calthea7's Xanga

Friday, April 28, 2006

Fri, 28 Apr 2006 12:41:19 GMT

"You're buff . . . do you want a bandaid?"

- [i'm done! i'm done!] so after sixteen pages of a quantitative business tools exam, i'm finally DONE!! so in celebration of it all, a bunch of us went to bennigans to celebrate!

- [glenn is here!] he is the reason for the drunk title.!

- [atkins] i hate atkins! only one more week, ms. nurse gracie!

some sayings for the month:

saying number one

althea: fern, your head looks smaller.

fern: thanks.

saying number two

althea: i like your hair. did you cut it?

fern: yeah, like a long long time ago.

althea: yeaaah, maybe that's why your head looked smaller last time i saw you, too.

saying number three

minh: you're like a turtle

saying number four

*ring ring*

althea: hello?

fern: hey alt, do you know what an S-Video cable is?

althea: yeah, isn't it the sound video cable? like isn't that what the s stands for?

saying number five

fern: do you have an s-video?

althea: i don't know. did you ask victor if we have one??

fern: ask him.

althea: hey victor, do we have an s-video?

victor: fern! stop asking me! no! you've been asking me that same question for the past two weeks!

saying number six

althea: glenn, are you going to come to bennigans with us?

glenn: yeah, sure. i haven't had a drink in awhile.

althea: yeah, me neither!

joanne: yeah you have!! last friday, cha!!

althea: ooooh yeaaah!

Friday, December 23, 2005

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 13:56:13 GMT

...it’s been awhile...

f [ i’m back! ] yes, kiddos!! i am back!! no more crazy work schedules for me!! just school! who wants to get a study room?!

f [ reunion at ale house ] sky is the best waitress ever!!!

f [ merry christmas] hope everyone is having a great holiday season!! don’t shop too much now!!! be safe and God Bless!!

f [ to my dearest glenn ] i’m sorry I had to take you out on risk!! it was just something that had to be done!! see you in 2007!!!

f [ hanging out ] i am so happy to see all of you once again!! i’ve missed all of you oh-so-much!! after january 1^st, i’m FREE!!!! call me!! i love you guys!!

Monday, July 25, 2005

Mon, 25 Jul 2005 17:32:59 GMT

.Gosh, I Miss You Guys!!.

¨ [ MY BUSY SCHEDULE ] This Florida Hospital job has taken my life away!! I have no social life and I never get to see my friends!! Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Tuesday nights are no longer a hangout option. BOOOO!!!

¨ [ YES, I STILL WORK THERE ] Starbucks.. yup! 8 hours a week, baby!! Haha. (Usually Monday and Thursday nights, if you want to visit me.)

¨ [ THE HAPPY BELATEDs] This Happy Belated Birthday post goes out to our dearest legal lad JR, my cool cousin Victoria, my big brother Victor, and my fabulous friend Anthony!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUYS!!!

¨ [ MY BIRTHDAY ] I have to for-reek-n work on my birthday… how gay!!.

¨ [ LETS GET TOGETHER! YA!! YA!! YA!! ] I will have another get together one day, AND I will definitely let all of you know!!

¨ [ IOA DAY ] My IOA pass expires the day before my birthday, so people call me up and let’s far-eek-kin go!!

Monday, May 23, 2005

Mon, 23 May 2005 16:37:58 GMT

A Few Minutes Out of My Life To say . . .

u [I’m PMSing] I’m sitting at home, relaxing before I have to go to work.. and realized I REALLY MISS ALL OF YOU!!! …I miss my friends…

u [I’m PMSing] I HATE Starbucks. Haha. Just kidding. Without it, I would have never met my EMT.

u [Screw Starbucks] I got a job at Florida Hospital.

u [I’m PMSing] I got my car washed the other day, and it freakin rained the next day.!! What crap.!

u [I’m PMSing] Pinsan, I miss you.. where are you?

u [Fun in the Sun] Happy Birthday, Chellene!! Thanks for inviting me to the beach party!!! I had fun and I now have a great tan!!! lol

u [Movie This Friday] Madagascar this Friday… Citywalk @ 915pm. Call me, if you're coming!!

u [I’m FREE] I have Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday off this week, so people call me!!! lol

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Tue, 19 Apr 2005 14:54:28 GMT

Okay, Quick Update!!

m I work at Starbucks in SuperTarget. I know, it’s like a wannabe Starbucks, cause it’s in freakin SuperTarget. Don’t hate. I don’t have any hookups yet, so don’t ask. But come visit me anyway!!

m I’ve joined LA Fitness this week. People join, so we can workout together!! I don’t wanna be alone!!

m Anthony laughs at unfunny parts in movies.

m My car is dirty. Someone wash it.

m I’m hungry. Someone feed me.

m Okay, that’s good enough.

Another Day to Feed Off of Other People’s Unhappiness

[this is an email passed on to all the losers in the world . . haha jk. I just thought it was funny.]

Why I’m Single

Jackie - Because I'm ugly

Adee - Because I choose to be solo.

Chris - because I have two kids & nobody wants us :p

Contentious - because I am a hermaphrodite, I need nobody but me!

Dirty - because i am intimidating and i charge way too much...

Deja - I moon too many people...I guess guys don't like that...

Stephanie - I'm too fucking awesome

Brandi - My pimp won't let me have a boyfriend... something about it not being 'professional' whatever the fuck that means

Jon - because Brandi's pimp won't let her have a boyfriend...

Brandon - because i am ugly, and nobody likes me, and i am a loser :(

Chris - lets see, im fat ugly, and nobody likes me, i think that covers it all...

Nik - well i think its because i'm soo cool that girls are intimidated by it!:)

Daniel - Nik u r gay and as for me being single. I honestly think i am too nice.

Desmond - well most gurlz think im gay b/c no one can look this good (u know b/c im too good to be true)

Tavish McBitch - because girls are stupid, and im 12...

Rick - Because girls are stupid and I act like I'm 12....

Chris Lane- Because I live in Kent.

Amie - cus guys dont know what they're missing out on

Justin - I guess I just suck

Jason - All of my past wives were insulent. I had to sacrifice them to the Gods.... Also, Justin's answer.

Monday, March 07, 2005

Mon, 07 Mar 2005 20:24:24 GMT

What It Is, Hoe.

¨ [ MY UPDATE DUE TO HIGH DEMAND ] So I usually update when I have something to talk about… but since me updating my xanga has been in such popular demand, I shall try my best to pull a lot of stuff out of my butt, simultaneously. 64 eprops and 64 comments just about says I should update anyways. haha.

¨ [ PANERA WITH BLACK MAN ] So I went to lunch with the black man a week or so ago, and apparently the guy that works there strongly believes that my name is off the chain.

¨ [ DAMN ] Just when you think it’s not going to rain and it’s the absolute perfect time to wash your car… it’ll rain the next day. BLAH!! Stupid rain. Black adopted man knows what I’m talking about.

¨ [ OH SWEET MOTHER, ROBOTS COMES OUT THIS FRIDAY!! ] I may be on leave this weekend, so watching the movie here in Orlando, this Friday, will be indefinite. I shall let you know the plans.

¨ [ NICE MOVE!! ] I am the connect four and chess champion!! Or as my past tense says ‘I am the computer.’ HaHA!! I’m unstoppable!!

¨ [ TENNIS ] So lil grace and I bought tennis rackets the other day to pass the time. Let’s just say, i’m NOT good. haha

¨ [ THE REASON FOR EVERYTHING ] Ada’s boobs are huge.

¨ [ UPDATE with MR. GLENN ] Since Glenn has written me many a more times than just once since I last updated, I shall summarize everything to this.. It was Glenn’s birthday on the 21^st of February. Thanks to everyone who wrote him to wish him a happy birthday! Glenn has his own stationary now. It’s very official-like. He wants pictures, so send them!!

PVT Glenn Reyes

C Co 1-28^th INF. REGT.

FIRST TRAINING BRIGADE

USATC and FJ, BLDG 5385

JACKSON BLVD (4^th PLT)

FORT JACKSON, S.C. 29207

¨ [ ANOTHER EXCERPT FROM MY ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS ADULT JOKE BOOK ] I laughed at the first two for about a good twenty minutes, until I moved on.

Bastard of the Day

YOU KNOW IT’S GOING TO BE A BASTARD OF A DAY IF…

1. Your wife says “Good morning Bill” and your name is Wally.

2. You put your bra on backwards, and it fits better.

3. You call Suicide Prevention, and they put you on hold.

4. You want to put on clothes you wore home from the party, and there aren’t any.

5. You put on the news, and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city.

6. The boss tells you not to bother taking off your coat.

7. The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

8. You call your answering service, and they tell you it’s none of your business.

9. Your twin forgot your birthday.

10. Your Income Tax cheque bounces.

¨ [ LENT UPDATE ] Apparently, Lent is over for many of my fellow friends… you know who you are. haha. As for me, Lent still ends on Easter, so no poker for me, guys!!

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Wed, 09 Feb 2005 18:18:28 GMT

Dude, Hitch is Friday!!

d [ HITCH ] Alright ladies and gents, this Friday 10PM at Pointe Orlando, we’re watching Hitch!! Let me know if you’re down to go.

d [ ANOTHER LETTER FROM PRIVATE GLENN REYES ]

31 January 2005

Hi Cha,

Well today was another typical day. Woke up at 4:30 in the morning and got ready, did some physical training. Like push ups and situps and stuff. Running is ok. I now run 2 miles in about 16 minutes but it kills me all the time. I hope I get better. We also did bayonet training. You know it’s when you stick a knife to the end of your rifle and try stabbing people and stuff, that was fun, we had to say kill a lot and when they said, “What make green grass grow.” We’re supposed to say “Blood, blood, bright red blood!” It’s pretty intense. I think I can take Brian in wrestling now because of what I learned in unarmed combat training. I can’t wait to see you guys, but that isn’t till August or even later, it seems so far far away. I’m just counting the weeks till then. Send pictures and stuff of you guys so I can put it up in my wall locker. Well have to go now another long day tomorrow. We have a road march tomorrow and a lang navigation course. Well, write back, going to mail call and not getting anything is pretty depressing. Take care. Alright Cha.

Love,

Glenn

P.S. I’m craving KFC! So much mmmm chicken and coleslaw.

d [ WRITE TO HIM ] Here’s Glenn’s Address, please everyone try and write him at least once. It does boost up his ego.

PVT Glenn Reyes

C Co 1-28^th INF. REGT.

FIRST TRAINING BRIGADE

USATC and FJ, BLDG 5385

JACKSON BLVD (4^th PLT)

FORT JACKSON, S.C. 29207

d [ MY AWESOME JOKE BOOK ] I love my book!! It’s so awesome I find myself in the middle of the isle of Barnes, just laughing by myself. lol

Medical Terminology

ARTERY - the study of painting
BARIUM - what the doctors do when patients die
CAUTERIZE - made eye contact with her
DILATE - to live long
FESTER - quicker
MORBID - a higher offer
RECTUM - dang near killed 'em
SEIZURE - a Roman emperor
TERMINAL ILLNESS - getting sick at the airport
TUMOR - more than one
URINE - opposite of you're out
VARICOSE - nearby

d [ LENT ] I gave up poker, so don’t call me. LOL

Saturday, February 05, 2005

Sat, 05 Feb 2005 13:35:33 GMT

Boogeyman Night

E [ BOOGEYMAN ] The movie was OKAY. haha. Everyone else thought it was scary.. lol I think I had more fun watching everyone get scared and occupying my time grabbing Fern’s leg from the level below. haha. awesome times.

E [ MEETING MY PINSAN ] I finally got to meet my cousin, Jose Santos. LOL Why you gotta move on me, huh, pinsan?

E [ SEEING AN OLD HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND ] I also got to catch up with my old high school friend, Jeff Royer. Good times, good times.

E [ RYAN CABRERA ] So after the movie, we all decided to go to McDonald’s after. Low and behold, Ryan Cabrera was there. At first, I thought he was some kid I knew from high school. Berna finally comes in, and I tell her, ‘Hey Berna, look it’s Ryan Cabrera.’ I was just joking at that point. I even yelled his name out and said ‘Hey Ryan!!’ haha. Then a bunch of his groupie fans come.. and I’m like whoa. haha. Berna went star struck. lol.

E [ CORKY ROMANO ] We also met Corky Romano at that same McDonald’s. LOL You guys, want some cookies?! lol

E [ p.s. ] Ada’s boobs are huge.. that’s why she wears black. HAHA!!

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 22:54:53 GMT

A Letter From Sergeant Glenn Reyes

15 January 2005

Hi Cha,

Well how are you doing my xanga friend? Yeah man life here is ok. I haven’t slept a lot since I got here. Yeah I’v gotten like around 5 or so hours of sleep the past 3 days and those 5 weren’t even straight. I had guard duty in between… some kids already tried to run away also it was pretty funny cuz he didn’t want to be here so he acted all crazy and paced up and down the barracks saying he was crazy and all. Haha. It was pretty funny…

Damn I got duty again tonight that’s twice in a row. Dude I’m never ever gonna sleep again. The weird thing is I’m never really that tired, I just get really really really sleepy but it only lasts like for 30 mins.

But it all isn’t really bad it’s kinda fun because of the people here. Their pretty funny and keep things loose. I excited about starting real training soon. All we did so far is get uniforms and junk, plus shaving our heads. So far so good but I miss all you guys and junk but hey training isn’t that long and I’m really looking forward to seeing you guys. Imma get a couple hours of sleep before I have to go to duty. Take care.

Love,

Glenn

24 January 2005

Hi Cha,

Sorry it took so long to write back I’v been busy training and stuff. Yeah I have most of my army stuff now including my M16A2. It’s pretty cool but we have to carry it around everywhere. I already learned how to take it apart and put it back together. Yeah today was pretty rough when we woke up at 5 our drill seargant got mad at us cuz our bunks were jacked up so he tossed them all around and made us do some pretty tough exercises. Yah my body is pretty beat up now. I must have done like 200 pushups and a whole bunch of other exercises.

I’m surviving though. I miss you guys a lot I hope to see you soon. You can also send pictures if you want. I really need your letters guys. It helps so much. Well, I’m about to pass out. Body so sore. Well take care. Love you guys and miss you.

Glenn

h [ Letters to Glenn ] Hey everyone!! Glenn needs our letters, so write one and give it to me ASAP so I can send it to him!! Thanks!! Every single one counts!!

Other Updates and Events:

h [ Boogeyman ] This Friday night!! (February 4^th) Let me know, if you want to come. 10:35pm at POINTE ORLANDO. Be there or be square!!

h [ Hitch ] Next Friday!! Yeah!! More details next week!

h [ I Promise ] So I’ve been MIA for the past month or so, but I promise I’ll be at the next FBL game. Most of you know why I’ve been gone, but for those that don’t, here’s the update: the first FBL that I missed, I was with my family visiting from the PI; the second FBL that I missed, I was at the hospital; and, of course, this past FBL weekend, I was downsouth for a Baptism. Since there won’t be one this weekend, I’ll see everyone at the next!!

h [ My Trip to Ale House ] It was a very very last minute thing. It lasted ooooh about say a whole ten minutes, so yeah. Trust me, guys, if I knew about it ahead of time, I would have called and all you homos know this!!

Monday, January 31, 2005

Mon, 31 Jan 2005 20:29:12 GMT

“Normal People” – My Trip to Ale House

The Little Things that Make Me Laugh While Intoxicated:

FeCxOne: hehe

FeCxOne: drink the toilet bowl water

FeCxOne: thats good for you

Calthea7: lol

Calthea7: stupid bowl

FeCxOne: hehe

FeCxOne: superbowl

Calthea7: lolo

Calthea7: lol

FeCxOne: hehe

FeCxOne: HEYYY

Auto response from Calthea7: gona go to ebd

FeCxOne: whered you go

FeCxOne: haha nO!!! you're gonna diE!!

The Things I Say that Crack Me Up:

KrA z E e p nO y: "but i dont want to die forever.. i still want to hang out"

Calthea7: lol what is that from lol

KrA z E e p nO y: from you

Calthea7: not ah

KrA z E e p nO y: u told me that last night

Calthea7: when did i say that

Calthea7: lol

KrA z E e p nO y: yaaah

Calthea7: sHUT UP

Calthea7: you lie

Calthea7: lol

KrA z E e p nO y: i swear!!

KrA z E e p nO y: cuz u were like... "maybe i should go to berna's"

Calthea7: you LIE!!!!

KrA z E e p nO y: and i was like... "no cha... something bad might happen"

KrA z E e p nO y: and u were like... "yaah i might die foreverrr"

Calthea7: lololol noooooooooo

Calthea7: you lie

Calthea7: lol

KrA z E e p nO y: "i dont want to die for ever.... i still want to hangg outt"

Calthea7: YOURE SUCH A LIAR!!

Calthea7: no i did not say that

Calthea7: lol

KrA z E e p nO y: i swear to you!!

Here I shall sum up last night in one sentence:

Calthea7: im nevemrind beemns o drunk in my flife