Okay, Quick Update!!

m I work at Starbucks in SuperTarget.  I know, it’s like a wannabe Starbucks, cause it’s in freakin SuperTarget.  Don’t hate.  I don’t have any hookups yet, so don’t ask.  But come visit me anyway!! 

m I’ve joined LA Fitness this week.  People join, so we can workout together!! I don’t wanna be alone!!

m Anthony laughs at unfunny parts in movies.  

m My car is dirty.  Someone wash it.  

m I’m hungry.  Someone feed me.  

m Okay, that’s good enough.  

Another Day to Feed Off of Other People’s Unhappiness

[this is an email passed on to all the losers in the world . . haha jk.  I just thought it was funny.]

Why I’m Single

Jackie - Because I'm ugly

Adee - Because I choose to be solo.

Chris - because I have two kids & nobody wants us :p

Contentious - because I am a hermaphrodite, I need nobody but me!

Dirty - because i am intimidating and i charge way too much...

Deja - I moon too many people...I guess guys don't like that...

Stephanie - I'm too fucking awesome

Brandi - My pimp won't let me have a boyfriend... something about it not being 'professional' whatever the fuck that means

Jon - because Brandi's pimp won't let her have a boyfriend...

Brandon - because i am ugly, and nobody likes me, and i am a loser :(

Chris - lets see, im fat ugly, and nobody likes me, i think that covers it all...

Nik - well i think its because i'm soo cool that girls are intimidated by it!:)

Daniel - Nik u r gay and as for me being single. I honestly think i am too nice.

Desmond - well most gurlz think im gay b/c no one can look this good (u know b/c im too good to be true)

Tavish McBitch - because girls are stupid, and im 12...

Rick - Because girls are stupid and I act like I'm 12....

Chris Lane- Because I live in Kent.

Amie - cus guys dont know what they're missing out on

Justin - I guess I just suck