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"You're buff . . . do you want a bandaid?"
- [i'm done! i'm done!] so after sixteen pages of a quantitative business tools exam, i'm finally DONE!! so in celebration of it all, a bunch of us went to bennigans to celebrate!
- [glenn is here!] he is the reason for the drunk title.!
- [atkins] i hate atkins! only one more week, ms. nurse gracie!
some sayings for the month:
saying number one
althea: fern, your head looks smaller.
fern: thanks.
saying number two
althea: i like your hair. did you cut it?
fern: yeah, like a long long time ago.
althea: yeaaah, maybe that's why your head looked smaller last time i saw you, too.
saying number three
minh: you're like a turtle
saying number four
*ring ring*
althea: hello?
fern: hey alt, do you know what an S-Video cable is?
althea: yeah, isn't it the sound video cable? like isn't that what the s stands for?
saying number five
fern: do you have an s-video?
althea: i don't know. did you ask victor if we have one??
fern: ask him.
althea: hey victor, do we have an s-video?
victor: fern! stop asking me! no! you've been asking me that same question for the past two weeks!
saying number six
althea: glenn, are you going to come to bennigans with us?
glenn: yeah, sure. i haven't had a drink in awhile.
althea: yeah, me neither!
joanne: yeah you have!! last friday, cha!!
althea: ooooh yeaaah! | | |
| ...it’s been awhile...
f [ i’m back! ] yes, kiddos!! i am back!! no more crazy work schedules for me!! just school! who wants to get a study room?! 
f [ reunion at ale house ] sky is the best waitress ever!!! 
f [ merry christmas] hope everyone is having a great holiday season!! don’t shop too much now!!!  be safe and God Bless!!
f [ to my dearest glenn ] i’m sorry I had to take you out on risk!! it was just something that had to be done!! see you in 2007!!! 
f [ hanging out ] i am so happy to see all of you once again!! i’ve missed all of you oh-so-much!! after january 1st, i’m FREE!!!!  call me!! i love you guys!! | | |
| .Gosh, I Miss You Guys!!.
¨ [ MY BUSY SCHEDULE ] This Florida Hospital job has taken my life away!! I have no social life and I never get to see my friends!!  Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Tuesday nights are no longer a hangout option. BOOOO!!!
¨ [ YES, I STILL WORK THERE ] Starbucks.. yup! 8 hours a week, baby!! Haha. (Usually Monday and Thursday nights, if you want to visit me.)
¨ [ THE HAPPY BELATEDs] This Happy Belated Birthday post goes out to our dearest legal lad JR, my cool cousin Victoria, my big brother Victor, and my fabulous friend Anthony!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUYS!!!
¨ [ MY BIRTHDAY ] I have to for-reek-n work on my birthday… how gay!!.
¨ [ LETS GET TOGETHER! YA!! YA!! YA!! ] I will have another get together one day, AND I will definitely let all of you know!! 
¨ [ IOA DAY ] My IOA pass expires the day before my birthday, so people call me up and let’s far-eek-kin go!! | | |
| A Few Minutes Out of My Life To say . . .
u [I’m PMSing] I’m sitting at home, relaxing before I have to go to work.. and realized I REALLY MISS ALL OF YOU!!! …I miss my friends…
u [I’m PMSing] I HATE Starbucks. Haha. Just kidding. Without it, I would have never met my EMT.
u [Screw Starbucks] I got a job at Florida Hospital.
u [I’m PMSing] I got my car washed the other day, and it freakin rained the next day.!! What crap.!
u [I’m PMSing] Pinsan, I miss you.. where are you?
u [Fun in the Sun] Happy Birthday, Chellene!! Thanks for inviting me to the beach party!!! I had fun and I now have a great tan!!! lol
u [Movie This Friday] Madagascar this Friday… Citywalk @ 915pm. Call me, if you're coming!!
u [I’m FREE] I have Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday off this week, so people call me!!! lol | | |
| Okay, Quick Update!!
m I work at Starbucks in SuperTarget. I know, it’s like a wannabe Starbucks, cause it’s in freakin SuperTarget. Don’t hate. I don’t have any hookups yet, so don’t ask. But come visit me anyway!! 
m I’ve joined LA Fitness this week. People join, so we can workout together!! I don’t wanna be alone!!
m Anthony laughs at unfunny parts in movies. 
m My car is dirty. Someone wash it. 
m I’m hungry. Someone feed me. 
m Okay, that’s good enough. 
Another Day to Feed Off of Other People’s Unhappiness
[this is an email passed on to all the losers in the world . . haha jk. I just thought it was funny.]
Why I’m Single
Jackie - Because I'm ugly
Adee - Because I choose to be solo.
Chris - because I have two kids & nobody wants us :p
Contentious - because I am a hermaphrodite, I need nobody but me!
Dirty - because i am intimidating and i charge way too much...
Deja - I moon too many people...I guess guys don't like that...
Stephanie - I'm too fucking awesome
Brandi - My pimp won't let me have a boyfriend... something about it not being 'professional' whatever the fuck that means
Jon - because Brandi's pimp won't let her have a boyfriend...
Brandon - because i am ugly, and nobody likes me, and i am a loser :(
Chris - lets see, im fat ugly, and nobody likes me, i think that covers it all...
Nik - well i think its because i'm soo cool that girls are intimidated by it!:)
Daniel - Nik u r gay and as for me being single. I honestly think i am too nice.
Desmond - well most gurlz think im gay b/c no one can look this good (u know b/c im too good to be true)
Tavish McBitch - because girls are stupid, and im 12...
Rick - Because girls are stupid and I act like I'm 12....
Chris Lane- Because I live in Kent.
Amie - cus guys dont know what they're missing out on
Justin - I guess I just suck
Jason - All of my past wives were insulent. I had to sacrifice them to the Gods.... Also, Justin's answer.
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